At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and that you can easily make money by saying, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d<\/p>\n
Excited to try it, Johnny goes home. When his mom greets him, he says, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d She quickly hands him $20 and warns, \u201cDon\u2019t tell your dad.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later, Johnny greets his dad the same way: \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d His dad immediately gives him $40, saying, \u201cJust don\u2019t tell your mother.\u201d<\/p>\n
Thrilled, Johnny runs outside the next day and says it to the mailman. The man drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, \u201cThen come give your real dad a big hug!\u201d<\/p>\n
This classic joke never fails to make me laugh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"