One night, an old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.<\/p>\n
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, \u201cHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d<\/p>\n
There\u2019s absolute silence in the bar.<\/p>\n
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Then, in a very deep voice, the woman next to him says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it\u2019s only fair, given that you\u2019re blind, there are five things that you should know:<\/p>\n
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<\/p>\n
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.<\/p>\n
3. I\u2019m a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.\u201d<\/p>\n
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After a brief pause, she says, \u201cNow, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?\u201d<\/p>\n
The cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, \u201cNope\u2026 not if I\u2019ve gotta explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"