{"id":5867,"date":"2025-09-01T22:39:52","date_gmt":"2025-09-01T22:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=5867"},"modified":"2025-09-01T22:40:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-01T22:40:43","slug":"joke-of-the-day-two-guys-grow-up-together-but-after-college-one-moves-to-new-york-and-the-other-to-washington-they-agree-to-meet-every-ten-years-in-florida-to-play-golf-and-catch-up-with-each-ot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=5867","title":{"rendered":"Two guys grow up together"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"187\">Two lifelong friends, one in New York and one in Washington, vow to meet in Florida every ten years for golf and lunch.At 32, after golf: \u201cWhere to lunch?\u201d \u201cHooters\u2014great servers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"339\">At 42: \u201cHooters again?\u201d \u201cCold beer, big screens, and betting on the games.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"384\">At 52: \u201cHooters\u2014good food and parking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"438\">At 62: \u201cHooters\u2014half-price wings and mild food.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"500\">At 72: \u201cHooters\u2014handicapped spots and senior discounts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"564\">At 82: \u201cHooters?\u201d<br data-start=\"521\" data-end=\"524\" \/>\u201cYeah, we\u2019ve never been there before.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Two lifelong friends, one in New York and one in Washington, vow to meet in Florida every ten years for golf and lunch.At 32, after <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=5867\" title=\"Two guys grow up together\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5868,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5867"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5870,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5867\/revisions\/5870"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}