{"id":5955,"date":"2025-11-28T17:16:59","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T17:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=5955"},"modified":"2025-11-28T17:16:59","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T17:16:59","slug":"little-girl-serves-epic-clapback-to-policeman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=5955","title":{"rendered":"Little Girl Serves EPIC Clapback to Policeman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike:<br \/>\n\u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes,\u201d she replies.<br \/>\n\u201cThen tell Santa to put a reflector on it next year,\u201d and fines her \u00a35.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl looks at the horse and asks:<br \/>\n\u201cNice horse \u2014 did Santa bring you that too?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHe sure did,\u201d he laughs.<br \/>\n\u201cAnd next year \u2014 tell Santa the dick goes <em>under<\/em> the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>&nbsp; A policeman on his horse says to a little girl on her bike: \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d she replies. \u201cThen tell Santa <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=5955\" title=\"Little Girl Serves EPIC Clapback to Policeman\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5956,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5957,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5955\/revisions\/5957"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}