{"id":6955,"date":"2026-01-12T22:55:05","date_gmt":"2026-01-12T22:55:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=6955"},"modified":"2026-01-12T22:55:05","modified_gmt":"2026-01-12T22:55:05","slug":"three-convicts-were-on-the-way-to-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=6955","title":{"rendered":"Three convicts were on the way to prison."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"129\" data-end=\"424\">Three convicts heading to prison are allowed one item each. One brings paints to become an artist behind bars. Another brings cards to play poker and solitaire. The third brings tampons, claiming the box says he can go swimming, horseback riding, and roller-skating\u2014leaving the others stunned.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"660\">In another classic prison joke, inmates shout numbers instead of telling jokes because they\u2019ve heard them all before. When a newcomer yells \u201cNumber 29,\u201d the cell block erupts in laughter\u2014because no one had ever heard that joke before.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"744\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"><strong data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"744\" data-is-last-node=\"\">Clean humor, classic prison jokes, and short funny stories that never get old.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Three convicts heading to prison are allowed one item each. One brings paints to become an artist behind bars. Another brings cards to play poker <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=6955\" title=\"Three convicts were on the way to prison.\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6955"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6955\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6956,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6955\/revisions\/6956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}