A man calls the hotel front desk, and the clerk answers politely, asking how they can help. The man explains he\u2019s in room 858 and urgently needs assistance because he\u2019s arguing with his wife, who\u2019s threatening to jump out the window. The clerk responds that it sounds like a private issue. Frustrated, the man snaps back, saying the window won\u2019t open\u2014and that makes it a maintenance problem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"