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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A seven-year-old boy walked into a corner grocery store and picked up a box of laundry detergent.
The grocer smiled and asked if he had a lot of laundry to do.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d the boy said. \u201cI\u2019m going to wash my dog.\u201d<\/p>\n
Alarmed, the grocer warned him the detergent was too powerful and could make the dog very sick\u2014even kill him. The boy ignored the advice, paid, and left.<\/p>\n
A week later, the boy returned to buy candy.
The grocer gently asked how the dog was doing.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, he died,\u201d the boy said casually.<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d the grocer replied. \u201cI tried to warn you about that detergent.\u201d<\/p>\n
The boy shrugged.
\u201cI don\u2019t think it was the detergent.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh? What was it then?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe spin cycle.\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"