{"id":7022,"date":"2026-01-13T20:30:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-13T20:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7022"},"modified":"2026-01-13T20:30:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-13T20:30:08","slug":"an-engineer-was-crossing-a-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7022","title":{"rendered":"An Engineer Was Crossing A Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"34\" data-end=\"144\">An engineer was crossing the road when a frog called out,<br data-start=\"91\" data-end=\"94\" \/>\u201cKiss me and I\u2019ll turn into a beautiful princess!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"203\">The engineer picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"305\">The frog tried again. \u201cIf you kiss me, I\u2019ll turn back into a princess and stay with you for a week.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"346\">Still no response\u2014back into the pocket.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"433\">Desperate, the frog said, \u201cI\u2019ll stay with you for a week and do\u00a0<em data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"422\">anything<\/em>\u00a0you want!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"566\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The engineer finally replied,<br data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"467\" \/>\u201cLook, I\u2019m an engineer. I don\u2019t have time for a girlfriend\u2014but a talking frog? That\u2019s pretty cool.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>An engineer was crossing the road when a frog called out,\u201cKiss me and I\u2019ll turn into a beautiful princess!\u201d The engineer picked up the frog <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7022\" title=\"An Engineer Was Crossing A Road\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7022","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7023,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7022\/revisions\/7023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}