A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the bedroom door.<\/p>\n
Under the blanket, she sees\u00a0four legs instead of two<\/strong>!<\/p>\n Panicked, she grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.<\/p>\n Exhausted, she goes to the kitchen for a drink.<\/p>\n There\u2019s her husband, calmly reading a magazine.<\/p>\n \u201cHi darling,\u201d he says. She froze. \u201cYou\u2026 what?!\u201d<\/p>\n He shrugs. \u201cHope you said hello to them.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cYour parents came to visit, so I let them stay in our bedroom.\u201d<\/p>\n