{"id":7182,"date":"2026-01-17T12:52:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T12:52:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7182"},"modified":"2026-01-17T12:52:10","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T12:52:10","slug":"taste-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7182","title":{"rendered":"Taste It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">A diner orders a bowl of soup at a restaurant, but quickly realizes something isn\u2019t right. He waves the waiter over.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">\u201cCould you try the soup?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat seems to be the problem?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cJust try it.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhy?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cPlease, just try it.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSir, I\u2014\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cJust try it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">\u201cAlright, I\u2019ll try it. Where\u2019s the spoon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEXACTLY. NOW PLEASE BRING ME A G**DAMN SPOON.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A diner orders a bowl of soup at a restaurant, but quickly realizes something isn\u2019t right. He waves the waiter over. \u201cCould you try the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7182\" title=\"Taste It\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7183,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7184,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7182\/revisions\/7184"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}