\u201cNever mind sending an officer. I sh0.t the robbers, and the dogs are eating their b0.dies!\u201d<\/p>\n
Within minutes, police arrived and caught the intruders red-handed.<\/p>\n
Confused, an officer asked, \u201cI thought you said you sh0.t them and your dogs were eating them?\u201d<\/p>\n
The man shrugged: \u201cI thought you said no officers were available.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00a0An elderly couple was about to sleep when the husband realized the greenhouse lights were still on\u2014then they heard voices. Three men had broken in.<\/p>\n
He called the police, but the dispatcher said all units were busy. A few minutes later, he called again:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"