{"id":7215,"date":"2026-01-17T22:19:39","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T22:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7215"},"modified":"2026-01-17T22:19:39","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T22:19:39","slug":"the-blonde-the-lawyer-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7215","title":{"rendered":"The Blonde &#038; The Lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"179\">A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to New York.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"270\">The lawyer asks if she wants to play a game. Tired, the blonde declines and tries to nap.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"415\">The lawyer insists. \u201cIt\u2019s simple,\u201d he says. \u201cI ask you a question. If you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay me $5. If I don\u2019t know, I pay you $5.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"555\">Annoyed, the lawyer ups the stakes. \u201cFine. If you don\u2019t know the answer, you pay $5. If I don\u2019t know, I pay you $500.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"596\">That gets her attention, so she agrees.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"664\">The lawyer asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s the distance from the Earth to the moon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"706\">Without a word, the blonde hands him $5.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"708\" data-end=\"792\">\u201cMy turn,\u201d she says. \u201cWhat goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"912\">The lawyer searches his laptop, the internet, emails colleagues\u2014nothing. After an hour, frustrated, he gives her $500.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"952\">She thanks him and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1024\">Still annoyed, the lawyer wakes her and asks, \u201cSo\u2026 what\u2019s the answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1026\" data-end=\"1080\">The blonde calmly hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1725229\" data-uid=\"1496c\">\n<div id=\"mgw1725229_1496c\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to New York. The lawyer asks if she wants <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7215\" title=\"The Blonde &#038; The Lawyer\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7216,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7215\/revisions\/7216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}