{"id":7229,"date":"2026-01-18T06:48:09","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T06:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7229"},"modified":"2026-01-18T06:48:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-18T06:48:09","slug":"way-of-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7229","title":{"rendered":"Way Of Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher called on him.<\/p>\n

\u201cJohnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNone,\u201d Johnny replied. \u201cThe rest would fly away.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, the answer is four,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cbut I like the way you\u2019re thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny raised his hand. \u201cI have a question for you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop\u2014one licking her cone, one biting her cone, and the third sucking her cone\u2014which one is married?\u201d<\/p>\n

The teacher shifted uncomfortably. \u201cI suppose the one sucking the cone.\u201d<\/p>\n

Johnny smiled. \u201cNope. The one wearing the wedding ring.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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