An old man bikes to his brother\u2019s house every weekend, always arriving by 2 PM after a two-hour ride. One day, he tries to do it in one hour. Exhausted on a hill, a man in a Corvette offers help by tying the bike to the bumper.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust yell\u00a0beep beep<\/em>\u00a0if I\u2019m going too fast,\u201d the driver says.<\/p>\n At an intersection, a Ferrari pulls up. The light turns green\u2014and both cars take off.<\/p>\n Later at the police station, an officer says, \u201cI saw the strangest thing today. A Ferrari and a Corvette flew past me at over 120 mph.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSo what?\u201d another cop asks.<\/p>\n \u201cWell,\u201d he says, \u201cthere was an old guy on a bike behind them yelling\u00a0beep beep<\/em>\u00a0and trying to pass!\u201d<\/p>\n