A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old were raking the yard.<\/p>\n
The 6-year-old said, \u201cI think it\u2019s time we learned to cuss.\u201d
The 4-year-old nodded.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen we go in for breakfast,\u201d the 6-year-old explained, \u201cI\u2019ll say something with \u2018hell,\u2019 and you say something with \u2018ass.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
The 4-year-old agreed enthusiastically.<\/p>\n
When their mom asked what he wanted for breakfast, the 6-year-old replied,
\u201cAw, hell, Mom, I guess I\u2019ll have some Cheerios.\u201d<\/p>\n
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, and ran upstairs crying, with his mom in hot pursuit.<\/p>\n
She locked him in his room and shouted, \u201cYou stay there until I say otherwise!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she turned to the 4-year-old.
\u201cAnd what do YOU want for breakfast?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d he blubbered, \u201cbut you can bet your ass it won\u2019t be Cheerios.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"