{"id":7767,"date":"2026-01-31T09:36:35","date_gmt":"2026-01-31T09:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7767"},"modified":"2026-01-31T09:36:35","modified_gmt":"2026-01-31T09:36:35","slug":"funnyjokes-bar-tales-and-wifes-radar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7767","title":{"rendered":"FunnyJokes Bar Tales and Wife\u2019s Radar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"146\">A guy drinks at the bar all day, checks the time, and panics.<br data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"110\" \/>\u201c1:30 AM?! My wife\u2019s gonna kill me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"148\" data-end=\"231\">He tries to stand\u2014BAM. Falls.<br data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"180\" \/>Orders coffee, waits, tries again\u2014THUD. Even worse.She smiles.<br data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"393\" \/>\u201cFunny\u2026 the bar called. Your wheelchair\u2019s still there.\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f926-200d-2642-fe0f.svg\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd26\u200d\u2642\ufe0f\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1700470\" data-uid=\"14f59\">\n<div id=\"mgw1700470_14f59\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1700471\" data-uid=\"0396e\">\n<div id=\"mgw1700471_0396e\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A guy drinks at the bar all day, checks the time, and panics.\u201c1:30 AM?! My wife\u2019s gonna kill me!\u201d He tries to stand\u2014BAM. Falls.Orders coffee, <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7767\" title=\"FunnyJokes Bar Tales and Wife\u2019s Radar\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7768,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7767\/revisions\/7768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}