{"id":7769,"date":"2026-01-31T09:37:54","date_gmt":"2026-01-31T09:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7769"},"modified":"2026-01-31T09:37:54","modified_gmt":"2026-01-31T09:37:54","slug":"two-elderly-women-went-through-a-red-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7769","title":{"rendered":"Two elderly women went through a red light."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"259\">Two elderly women were driving, barely able to see over the dashboard. At the first red light, they just went through. Then another red light\u2014same thing. A third red light\u2014they went through again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"355\">The passenger finally said, \u201cMildred! We just ran three red lights! You could\u2019ve k*lled us!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"357\" data-end=\"414\">Mildred looked at her and said,\u00a0<strong data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"412\">\u201cOh\u2026 am I driving?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Two elderly women were driving, barely able to see over the dashboard. At the first red light, they just went through. Then another red light\u2014same <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=7769\" title=\"Two elderly women went through a red light.\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7770,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7769\/revisions\/7770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}