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During a religion class, Sister Bridgette asked her third-grade students, \u201cWhen you die and go to heaven, which part of your body goes first?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Suzy raised her hand and said, \u201cYour hands\u2014because when you pray, they\u2019re already reaching toward God.\u201d The nun smiled and praised her thoughtful answer.<\/p>\n

Then Little Johnny spoke up. \u201cI think it\u2019s your legs.\u201d
Confused, Sister Bridgette asked why.
Johnny replied, \u201cI walked past my parents\u2019 room one night, and my mom was yelling, \u2018Oh God, I\u2019m coming!\u2019 with her legs in the air. If my dad hadn\u2019t stopped her, we might\u2019ve lost her.\u201d<\/p>\n

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