An attorney was riding home in his limo when he saw two men on the roadside eating grass. He stopped and asked why.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe have no money,\u201d one man said. \u201cWe\u2019re starving.\u201d<\/p>\n
The attorney offered to take them home and feed them. The men explained they each had large families. \u201cThat\u2019s fine,\u201d the attorney said. \u201cBring everyone.\u201d<\/p>\n
Overwhelmed with gratitude, the men thanked him repeatedly.<\/p>\n
The attorney smiled and said, \u201cDon\u2019t worry about it. You\u2019ll love my place\u2014
the grass is two feet high.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"