A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband\u2019s key in the door.<\/p>\n
\u201cStay put,\u201d she whispered. \u201cHe\u2019s so drunk he won\u2019t notice.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sure enough, he climbed in, oblivious. A few minutes later, he noticed six feet sticking out.<\/p>\n
\u201cThere should only be four. What\u2019s going on?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re drunk,\u201d she said. \u201cCount again from over there.\u201d<\/p>\n
He climbed out and counted: one, two, three, four.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re right,\u201d he said, and went back to bed.<\/p>\n