{"id":8162,"date":"2026-02-07T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-07T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8162"},"modified":"2026-02-07T19:47:00","modified_gmt":"2026-02-07T19:47:00","slug":"two-nuns-were-shopping-in-a-food-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8162","title":{"rendered":"Two nuns were shopping in a food store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"101\" data-end=\"266\">Two nuns were shopping when they passed the beer aisle. One asked the other, \u201cWould you like a beer?\u201d<br data-start=\"202\" data-end=\"205\" \/>The second replied, \u201cI would, but I\u2019d feel guilty buying it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"409\">So the first nun picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.<br data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"336\" \/>When the cashier looked surprised, she said, \u201cIt\u2019s for washing our hair.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"525\">Without missing a beat, the cashier added a pack of pretzel sticks and said,<br data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"490\" \/>\u201cHere\u2014don\u2019t forget the curlers!\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Two nuns were shopping when they passed the beer aisle. One asked the other, \u201cWould you like a beer?\u201dThe second replied, \u201cI would, but I\u2019d <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8162\" title=\"Two nuns were shopping in a food store\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8163,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8162\/revisions\/8163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}