{"id":8481,"date":"2026-02-10T22:03:05","date_gmt":"2026-02-10T22:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8481"},"modified":"2026-02-10T22:03:05","modified_gmt":"2026-02-10T22:03:05","slug":"a-blonde-is-overweight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8481","title":{"rendered":"A blonde is overweight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"187\">A doctor puts a blonde on a diet: eat for two days, skip a day, repeat for two weeks. He promises she\u2019ll lose at least five pounds.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"189\" data-end=\"235\">When she returns, she\u2019s lost nearly 20 pounds.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"289\">Shocked, the doctor asks, \u201cDid you follow the plan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"291\" data-end=\"360\">She nods and says, \u201cYes\u2026 but I almost dropped dead on the third day.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"385\">\u201cFrom hunger?\u201d he asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"425\">\u201cNo,\u201d she replies. \u201cFrom skipping!\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"464\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Sometimes instructions really matter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A doctor puts a blonde on a diet: eat for two days, skip a day, repeat for two weeks. He promises she\u2019ll lose at least <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8481\" title=\"A blonde is overweight\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8482,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8481\/revisions\/8482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}