A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing.<\/p>\n
First, the Swede\u2019s wife bent over to tee up\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No underwear!<\/p>\n
Ole exclaimed, \u201cGood grief! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any?\u201d
She shrugged, \u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money.\u201d
He handed her fifty and said, \u201cGo buy some underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n
Next, the Irishman\u2019s wife bent over\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No knickers!<\/p>\n
Patrick gasped, \u201cWhy not?\u201d
She sighed, \u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough money.\u201d
He gave her twenty, saying, \u201cFor decency, go buy some underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n
Finally, the Scotsman\u2019s wife bent over\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No drawers!<\/p>\n
Duncan groaned, \u201cWhere are yer drawers?\u201d
She replied, \u201cYe dinnae give me enough money.\u201d
He handed her a comb and said, \u201cWell, tidy yerself up a bit!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"