{"id":8545,"date":"2026-02-11T15:57:00","date_gmt":"2026-02-11T15:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8545"},"modified":"2026-02-11T15:57:00","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T15:57:00","slug":"a-blonde-decided-to-go-ice-fishing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8545","title":{"rendered":"A blonde decided to go ice fishing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"119\"><strong data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"117\">Blonde\u2019s Ice Fishing Fail\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f3a3.svg\" alt=\"\ud83c\udfa3\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"293\">A blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to try ice fishing. She cut a hole in the ice, dropped in her line\u2026 and heard a voice:\u00a0<em data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"291\">\u201cThere are no fish here.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"295\" data-end=\"388\">She moved spots twice, and the voice repeated itself. Finally, she looked up and saw a man:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"439\">\u201cHow do you know there are no fish?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"441\" data-end=\"526\">He replied calmly:\u00a0<em data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"524\">\u201cThis is a hockey rink\u2026 and you\u2019ll have to pay for the holes.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Blonde\u2019s Ice Fishing Fail\u00a0 A blonde got a fishing rod for her birthday and decided to try ice fishing. She cut a hole in the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8545\" title=\"A blonde decided to go ice fishing\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8546,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8547,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8545\/revisions\/8547"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}