{"id":8635,"date":"2026-02-12T10:36:21","date_gmt":"2026-02-12T10:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8635"},"modified":"2026-02-12T10:36:21","modified_gmt":"2026-02-12T10:36:21","slug":"a-nun-in-the-convent-walked-into-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8635","title":{"rendered":"A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"60\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/>\u00a0<strong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"60\">Funny Story: The \u201cBlind Man\u201d Confusion at the Convent<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"62\" data-end=\"157\">A nun rushed into the bathroom and told Mother Superior, \u201cThere\u2019s a blind man here to see you.\u201dMother Superior shrugged and said, \u201cIf he\u2019s blind, it doesn\u2019t matter that I\u2019m in the shower. Send him in!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1700470\" data-uid=\"0eab8\">\n<div id=\"mgw1700470_0eab8\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"401\">So in he walks, and she starts thanking him nonstop for all his hard work at the convent. She keeps talking\u2026 and talking\u2026 and talking.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"403\" data-end=\"560\">Finally, after 10 minutes, he says,<br data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"441\" \/>\u201cMa\u2019am, that\u2019s very kind and all\u2026 but you can get dressed now. Where would you like me to hang these window blinds?\u201d\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f923.svg\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd23\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>\u00a0Funny Story: The \u201cBlind Man\u201d Confusion at the Convent A nun rushed into the bathroom and told Mother Superior, \u201cThere\u2019s a blind man here to <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8635\" title=\"A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8636,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8637,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8635\/revisions\/8637"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}