{"id":8907,"date":"2026-02-13T23:34:36","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T23:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8907"},"modified":"2026-02-13T23:34:36","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T23:34:36","slug":"do-you-fart-inn-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8907","title":{"rendered":"Do you fart inn bed?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"134\"><strong data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"132\">JOKE OF THE DAY: Do you fart in bed?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"339\">A happily married couple had one problem: the husband\u2019s loud, morning farts that woke his wife and made her gasp for air. She begged him to stop and even suggested a doctor, but he said it was natural.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"341\" data-end=\"511\">One Christmas morning, while preparing the turkey, she had a mischievous idea. She filled a bowl with turkey innards and quietly poured it into his sleeping underpants.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"866\">Soon came the usual morning trumpet\u2026 followed by a blood-curdling scream and frantic footsteps. She laughed until she cried. Twenty minutes later, he came downstairs in blood-stained underpants and admitted, \u201cHoney\u2026 you were right all these years. I finally farted my guts out\u2026 but with some Vaseline and two fingers, I think I got most of them back.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>JOKE OF THE DAY: Do you fart in bed? A happily married couple had one problem: the husband\u2019s loud, morning farts that woke his wife <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8907\" title=\"Do you fart inn bed?\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8908,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8909,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8907\/revisions\/8909"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}