{"id":8910,"date":"2026-02-13T23:37:16","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T23:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8910"},"modified":"2026-02-13T23:37:16","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T23:37:16","slug":"three-mischiievous-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8910","title":{"rendered":"Three mischiievous old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"180\"><strong data-start=\"92\" data-end=\"112\">JOKE OF THE DAY:<\/strong> Three mischievous grandmas sat on a bench outside a nursing home.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"259\">When an old man walked by, one yelled, \u201cWe bet we can tell your exact age!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"284\">He laughed, \u201cNo way!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"454\">\u201cDrop your pants and underpants, and we\u2019ll prove it,\u201d they dared. Embarrassed but curious, he did. They made him turn around and jump a few times, then shouted, \u201c87!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"614\">Shocked, he asked how they knew. Slapping their knees and grinning, the grandmas yelled in unison:<br data-start=\"554\" data-end=\"557\" \/>\u201cBecause\u2026 we were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>JOKE OF THE DAY: Three mischievous grandmas sat on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old man walked by, one yelled, \u201cWe bet <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=8910\" title=\"Three mischiievous old\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8911,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8910"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8912,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8910\/revisions\/8912"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8911"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}