{"id":9124,"date":"2026-02-15T19:37:19","date_gmt":"2026-02-15T19:37:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=9124"},"modified":"2026-02-15T19:37:19","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T19:37:19","slug":"but-whats-the-dollar-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=9124","title":{"rendered":"But what\u2019s the dollar for?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"117\"><strong data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"115\">Joke of the Day \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"119\" data-end=\"229\">On his last day after 35 years, the mailman received gifts at every house\u2014gift cards, cigars, fishing lures.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"231\" data-end=\"409\">At the final stop, a stunning blonde in a revealing negligee led him upstairs. After a passionate encounter, she served him a huge breakfast with a dollar tucked under the cup.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"411\" data-end=\"457\">Confused, he asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s the dollar for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"555\">She replied, \u201cMy husband said, \u2018Screw him\u2026 give him a dollar.\u2019 But the breakfast was my idea.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Joke of the Day \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 On his last day after 35 years, the mailman received gifts at every house\u2014gift cards, cigars, fishing lures. At the <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=9124\" title=\"But what\u2019s the dollar for?\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9125,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9126,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9124\/revisions\/9126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}