{"id":9159,"date":"2026-02-16T11:08:18","date_gmt":"2026-02-16T11:08:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=9159"},"modified":"2026-02-16T11:08:18","modified_gmt":"2026-02-16T11:08:18","slug":"a-man-is-in-bed-with-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=9159","title":{"rendered":"A man is in bed with his wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"188\">At 3:30 a.m., a man was woken up by loud knocking at his door. When he answered, he found a drunk stranger asking for a push. Annoyed and tired, he slammed the door and went back to bed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"190\" data-end=\"329\">His wife reminded him of a time when they needed help and a stranger had been kind to them. Feeling guilty, he went back outside to help.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"433\">In the dark, he called out, \u201cDo you still need a push?\u201d<br data-start=\"386\" data-end=\"389\" \/>A voice replied, \u201cYes\u2026 I\u2019m on your swing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"506\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Sometimes, kindness comes with an unexpected twist\u2014and a good laugh!\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"emoji\" role=\"img\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/17.0.2\/svg\/1f602.svg\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>At 3:30 a.m., a man was woken up by loud knocking at his door. When he answered, he found a drunk stranger asking for a <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/?p=9159\" title=\"A man is in bed with his wife\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9160,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9159"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9161,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9159\/revisions\/9161"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thepatswalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}