1. The “Dumb” Kid
A barber tells a customer a boy is the dumbest kid ever. He offers the boy a dollar or two quarters. The boy takes the quarters.
Later someone asks why. The boy says: “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over.”
2. Free Haircuts
A priest gets a free haircut → leaves 12 prayer books.
A police officer gets a free haircut → leaves 12 donuts.
A senator gets a free haircut → next day 12 senators show up.
3. Grandpa in the Park
Police bring Grandpa home, saying he got lost in the park.
Grandma says he’s gone there for 30 years.
Grandpa whispers: “I wasn’t lost… I just didn’t want to go home yet.” 😄