A drunk suddenly stands up, shouts “ATTENTION ALL,” and farts loudly.
Embarrassed, a husband says, “You just farted before my wife!”
The drunk replies, “Sorry—I didn’t know it was her turn.”
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A man brings his fiancée home. During dinner, she quietly farts.
The father blames the dog: “Rocky!!”
She does it again—“Rocky!! Be careful!”
After the third time, he yells: “Rocky! Move or she’s gonna blame it all on you!”
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On a bus, a woman wearing strong perfume says it’s Chanel from Paris.
Later, a man lets out a fart.
She complains about the smell.
He says, “Garlic—from Gilroy, California.”