A 70-year-old widow placed an ad: “Husband wanted—must be my age, not beat me, not cheat, and still be good in bed.”
Next day, a man with no arms or legs showed up.
“No legs—you can’t run around,” she said.
“Exactly,” he smiled.
“No arms—you can’t beat me.”
“Right again.”
She paused: “Are you still good in bed?”
He grinned: “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”