Funny Story 1:
A husband texts his wife: “I’ll be home late. Wash my clothes and cook my favorite meal.”
No reply.
He sends another: “Oh, and I got a raise—I’ll buy you a new car!”
She instantly replies: “OMG, really?!”
He answers: “No, just making sure you saw my first message.”
Funny Story 2:
A wife tells her husband, “I’m going to Las Vegas—men will pay me $500 for what I do for you for free!”
The husband starts packing too.
She yells, “What are you doing?!”
He replies, “Coming with you… I want to see how you’ll live on $1,000 a year!”
Funny Story 3:
After months of caring for her sick husband, he finally wakes up and says,
“You were with me when I lost my job, my business, our house, and my health… You never left my side.”
She smiles warmly. “What are you trying to say?”
He sighs: “I think you’re bad luck.” 😄