A man and a woman were asleep when a loud noise woke them at 3 a.m. The woman panicked and shouted, “That must be my husband!”
The man, terrified, jumped out the window and ran for his life. Minutes later, he came back, furious, yelling, “I am your husband!”
She snapped back, “Then why were you running?” 😅
Another day, a wife came home early and caught her husband with a young woman. Furious, she demanded a divorce.
The husband begged to explain. He claimed he had picked up a starving, struggling woman, brought her home, fed her, let her shower, and gave her clothes his wife never used—jeans, underwear, a shirt, even shoes.
Finally, he said, as he walked her out, she turned to him and asked:
“You’re so kind… is there anything else your wife doesn’t use?” 😬