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Trump Ends ‘War on Showers’ With New Order, Shares Hair Routine
April 12, 2025 – Former President Donald Trump made headlines again—this time for his hair and a new executive order. Amid economic turbulence from a recent 10% tariff on goods from nearly 60 countries—which caused a $2 trillion market drop—Trump shifted focus to an unusual topic: water pressure.
On April 9, he announced a change to the federal definition of “shower head,” claiming past regulations limited water flow too much. “I like to take a nice shower to take care of my beautiful hair,” he said. The order also impacts sinks and toilets.
Trump has long criticized low-flow appliances, saying they’re inconvenient and ineffective. He even revisited an old complaint about needing to flush toilets multiple times.
In true Trump fashion, he hinted at another rollback: bringing back plastic straws, calling paper ones “useless.”
So along with tariffs and trade, water pressure and straws are now on his policy radar.
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