My daughter once asked for my baby photo for a school project. I gave it without asking why. Days later, at school, I saw it on a class mural titled: “The oldest thing in my house.” 😄
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor for strange symptoms. After an exam, the doctor says, “She’s about four months pregnant.”
The shocked mother insists it’s impossible—her daughter has never even been alone with a man. The daughter agrees: “I’ve never even kissed one!”
The doctor quietly looks out the window. After a while, the mother asks what he’s doing.
He replies, “Nothing… but last time this happened, a star appeared and three wise men showed up. I’m not missing it this time!” 😄