A man gets pulled over for a broken tail light. He panics and jumps out of the car. The officer tells him to relax—but the man cries, “Wait till my family finds out!” When asked where they are, he replies, “In the trailer that was hitched to the car!”
Another man asks a cop if he can park somewhere. The cop says no. “Then why are all these cars here?” he asks. The cop shrugs: “They didn’t ask.”
Two officers stop a driver but can’t spell the town name, so they decide to let him go and ticket him later in an easier city.
And a couple of drunks argue whether the moon is the sun—until a third drunk says, “Don’t ask me, I don’t live here.”