A woman ran out of a doctor’s exam room screaming. When the nurse calmed her down, she rushed in and shouted, “She’s 82—why did you tell her she’s pregnant?!”
The doctor calmly replied, “Did it stop her hiccups?”
Another woman went for a checkup. She claimed to be lighter and taller than she really was, but the nurse’s measurements showed otherwise—and her blood pressure was high. The woman snapped, “No wonder! I came in tall and slim, and now I’m short and fat!”