A driver stopped at a red light in a big city, but when it turned green, he didn’t move. After several light changes, a cop asked, “What’s wrong—don’t you like any of the colors?”
At a job interview, a candidate was asked to use Yellow, Pink, and Green in a sentence. She said, “When the phone goes GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW!” She got the job.
Two blondes worked in a warehouse. One pretended to be crazy, hanging and yelling, “I’m a lightbulb!” The boss sent her home. The other followed, saying, “I can’t work in the dark!”
A priest and a taxi driver reached heaven. The taxi driver got a silk robe and gold scepter, while the priest got simple ones. When he complained, St. Peter said, “When you preached, people slept—but when he drove, people prayed!”