A man came home to find his wife leaving for Las Vegas. She said she’d discovered she could earn $400 a night for what she gave him for free. He rushed inside, grabbed his bags, and said he was coming too—because he wanted to see how she’d live on $800 a year.
Another story: A lawyer with 12 kids couldn’t find a rental, so he took one child house-hunting and sent his wife to the cemetery with the other eleven. When asked where the rest were, he said, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”
Moral: You don’t always have to lie—just choose your words carefully.