1. “Customer Is Always Right”
Manager: “I told you—the customer is always right!”
Clerk: “Yes, sir.”
Manager: “Good. What was the argument about?”
Clerk: “He said you’re an idiot.”
2. Fish Heads = Smart?
Green tells a customer fish heads make you smarter—$4 each.
The man buys some, comes back upset. Buys more.
Finally he realizes: “Wait… whole fish cost $2. You’re ripping me off!”
Green smiles: “See? You’re getting smarter already.”
3. Last Word in Marriage
Chad: “I figured out how to always have the last word.”
Sherm: “How?”
Chad: “Simple—my last words are always, ‘Yes, dear.’”