Two students argued over a $10 bill—whoever told the biggest lie would get it. The teacher said she never lied as a child… so they gave her the $10.
A French student learned fractions, then paused on 4/8: “Should I reduce?” “Yes.” “Give me a second…” 😄
A girl insisted a whale swallowed Jonah. The teacher said it’s impossible. The girl replied, “I’ll ask Jonah in heaven.” “What if he’s in hell?” “Then you ask him.”
Grandpa told police he got lost in a park he’d known for 30 years—later whispered, “I was just too tired to walk home.”
A man told to take ducks to the zoo returned with them in sunglasses: “We went yesterday—today we’re going to the beach.”
A cowboy drank 3 beers for himself and his brothers. One day he ordered 2—people thought one died. He said, “No, I quit drinking.”
Riddle: I had $13, got money from family, and had $5 more. How much did I have? Answer: $18 (only what you originally had).
Old couple in heaven enjoyed free luxury. Husband yelled, “We could’ve been here 10 years ago if not for your healthy diet!”
Little Johnny failed math: “Teacher kept changing her mind—3+5, 4+4, 6+2 all equal 8!”
A beggar complained donations dropped. The man said kids went to college. Beggar replied, “You’re educating them with my money?!”
Man swapped lives with his stay-at-home wife—after one exhausting day, he begged to switch back. God said, “In 9 months—you’re pregnant.”
Blind man with a Chihuahua tried to enter a restaurant. Bouncer: “A Chihuahua?” Man: “Wait… they gave me a Chihuahua?!”
Hope that still gives you a smile 😄