A blonde and a brunette ride an elevator with a handsome man who has dandruff. After he leaves, the brunette says he needs Head & Shoulders—the blonde asks, “How do you give shoulders?”
A woman survives a heart attack and is told she has decades left, so she gets many cosmetic surgeries—but dies right after. God says He didn’t recognize her.
A man asks God about time and money; God says a billion years is a second and a billion dollars a penny—so the man asks for a penny.