Old Men Sitting On A Bench

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. ‘Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?’ she says. The old man sweetly replies ‘My dear, I’m not smiling at you!’”

“My dear, I’m not smiling at you! I’m smiling because I just remembered I forgot my glasses—can’t see a thing!” 😄