Two Nuns at the 7-Eleven
Two nuns were browsing in a 7-Eleven when they walked past the beer fridge. One turned to the other and said, “Wouldn’t a cold beer be perfect on a hot summer evening?”
The second nun replied, “It would, but I’d feel awkward buying beer—imagine the stares we’d get at the checkout!”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this,” said the first nun, grabbing a six-pack and heading to the register.
The cashier looked up and did a double take when he saw two nuns with beer.
“We use it to wash our hair,” said the first nun. “At the convent, we call it Catholic shampoo.”
Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, added a pack of pretzel sticks to their bag, and said with a grin, “Well then, the curlers are on the house.”
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