In the first joke, a 70-year-old widow places a newspaper ad seeking a husband her age who won’t hit her, won’t chase other women, and still has bedroom confidence. The next day, a gray-haired man arrives in a wheelchair, without arms or legs. When she questions him, he says he cannot run around or beat her. Then comes her final requirement. His answer? “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
In the second joke, a woman celebrating her 70th birthday disputes a $250 hotel bill. The manager lists the pool, conference center, and entertainment: she could have used them, whether she did or not. Finally, she hands him a $50 check, deducting $200 for sleeping with her. “But I didn’t!” he protests. Her reply turns his own argument against him: “Well, I was here, and you could have.” He has walked straight into the punchline.