Story 1:
Me: Cover your mouth when you cough.
6yo: I try, but coughing pushes my hand away.
Story 2:
When I feel like quitting, I remember my 3yo who, after puking carrots, said, “I’m gonna need more carrots.”
Story 3:
At the store, I told my daughter to pick anything. Expecting toys or sweets, she quietly said, “I want a receipt, mom.”
Story 5:
My 6yo wants a “tarantula in a cage” for Christmas. I’m just glad he included “cage” and hope he forgets by then.
Story 7:
After endless questions from our 5yo, my wife asked why she asks so much. She said, “Umm… I don’t know anything.”
Story 9:
I found my 4yo guiding a spider with cardboard in the bathroom: “Excuse me, sir… this way, sir… you’re not listening, sir.”
Story 10:
At lunch, my older son asked, “If every child has a father, why do we have 3 kids and only one dad?”
Story 11:
Driving home:
— Dad, what’s 2 + 3?
— Count it.
— I can’t.
— Why?
— I’m wearing mittens.
Story 13:
After a fight, my 10yo said, “Mom said you’re not my dad, and she’s leaving.” I panicked. Turns out, it was all a misunderstanding from a movie he watched.
Story 14:
