An old guy goes to his doctor for a check-up. Doc checks him out and says, “You look great! Any problems?” The man replies, “Well, doc, after making love, I’m all hot and sweaty the first time, but the second time, I’m freezing cold.”
Perplexed, the doctor asks to see the wife, who says everything’s fine on her end. So the doc brings up the husband’s “temperature issue.” The wife bursts out laughing and says, “Oh, that old goof! The first time is in August, the second time’s in January!”