A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour

A married couple drives at 40 mph. After 20 years of marriage, the wife demands a divorce, admitting an affair with his best friend. The husband grips the wheel tighter and speeds up—to 45, 55, then 65 mph—as she claims everything: house, car, bank accounts, credit cards, boat. As the car veers toward a bridge, she nervously asks if he wants anything. Calmly, he replies, “No, I’ve got everything I need.” Nearing the wall, he smiles and says, “The airbag!” implying he’s ready for a fatal crash.