A man driving a Yugo stops at a red light next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolls down his window and yells to the Rolls driver, “Hey, nice car! You got a phone in there? I’ve got one in my Yugo!”
The Rolls driver glances over and replies, “Yes, I do.”
The Yugo driver continues, “Awesome! You got a fridge too? Because I’ve got one right here in my back seat!”
The Rolls driver, starting to get annoyed, says, “Yes, I have a refrigerator.”
Not missing a beat, the Yugo driver asks, “Cool! You got a TV in there? I’ve got one back here in my Yugo!”
The Rolls driver, now visibly irritated, responds, “Of course! A Rolls-Royce is the ultimate luxury car!”
The Yugo driver grins and asks, “Nice ride! You got a bed in there? I actually have a bed in the back of my Yugo!”
Frustrated that his car didn’t have a bed, the Rolls driver speeds off to the dealership and orders one to be installed immediately. The next morning, he picks up his car—now equipped with a luxurious bed, complete with silk sheets and brass fittings.
He spends the day searching for the Yugo, and late at night finally finds it parked, windows fogged from inside. He knocks on the window but gets no response. After several knocks, the Yugo driver sticks his head out, soaking wet.
The Rolls driver boasts, “I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce.”
The Yugo driver looks at him and says, “You just pulled me out of the shower for that?!”